“Sammie Jo” A ‘Not-Quite’ Shifting Witchy Love Story (The ‘Not-Quite’ Love Story Series Book 7) by Julia Mills
Wearing the fur, waving the wand and wrecking the world! From Witch to familiar in one Bibbidi, Bobbidi, BOOM! It’s back to Asscrack to beg and grovel and pray to the Goddess that Zelda, the next Baba Yaga and Almighty Shifter Wanker will undo the mess I’ve made and return me to my beautifully curvy body on two legs instead of the four little furry ones I am sporting right now.
Let me share with you that smelling butts and having yours accosted at every turn by any random nose from any random animal who just happens to be passing by, is really not a turn-on. I’m ready to be human again in the worst way and willing plead and clean toilets (Gross!) if Zelda will just make with the magic and goofy rhyming spell.
Of course, there’s a hitch and I’m praying she doesn’t ask because if she does I might die of embarrassment before I ever get to wear my new Jimmy Choos. Can you keep a secret? This is just between us, right? Good! Well, the spell that went crazy and covered not only my backyard but also me in neon orange lava was a ritual of my design meant to find my one true mate. So, now I’m wondering if getting changed in a cat and having your magic go on the fritz is the Universe’s way of saying, “You, Sammie Jo, are doomed to live alone. Give it up and go be a cat, at least it’s better than a cat lady.
Sigh! I just hope I didn’t mess up something in the fabric of time and space and let a big, ghoul in because then there’s no way Zelda will save my ass. Yay! One more thing to worry about. I think I’ll go lay in the sun and take a nap, I’m about ten hours short of my required sixteen and I’d hate to get bags under these tiny little cat eyes.
Toodles and…keep the faith, I’m gonna need all the help I can get.
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